I ask my 10-year-old daughter if her room is clean. She answers: Depends on who’s judging.
Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash.
— Erin, age 8.
Oh, well Mom said all I had to use was the sponge and dish detergent.
— 12-year-old daughter, when her father told her he used elbow grease to get the dishes clean.
