I think my three year old watches too many episodes of bachelor with me... he got in trouble today and then said: Mom, can I walk you out?
Thomas (10): “Do you know Michelangelo?”
Me (impressed & intrigued): “…”
Thomas: You know, from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
My 7-year-old is a terrible singer. In order to increase his interest in singing, I show him several astonishing Britain’s Got Talent performances: kids singing, opera singers, gospel choruses. His eyes sparkle, he’s thrilled. Then he turns to me and says: Daaad! When I grow up… I want to become Simon Cowell!
In a preschool class I used to teach, we had two little girls who played every day that they were characters from classic Disney cartoons. One day I heard one calling the other “Allison.” I didn’t know a single Disney character named Allison, so I asked the little girl who she was today. She replied: Allison Wonderland.
