In France, where I’m from, we tell children that Easter eggs fall from the sky — dropped by church bells flying back from Rome (long story short). When I told this to my 4-year-old girl, she said: That’s stupid! I’m too small, how am I gonna get those stuck in the trees?
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read: “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.” His son asked: What happened to the flea?
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked: “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat, one little boy answered: Thou shall not kill.
