Oh, well Mom said all I had to use was the sponge and dish detergent. — 12-year-old daughter, when her father told her he used elbow grease to get the dishes clean.

Posted on May 25, 2016 at 05:31 pm in Chores Comments

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I’m not an oxymoron! — age 7.

Posted on May 25, 2016 at 05:21 pm in Words Comments

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I’m being haive! — 2-year-old son, when his mother told him to behave.

Posted on May 21, 2016 at 03:23 pm in Words Comments

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I tell my 2-year-old that his ears must be tired because they’re not listening, and he responds: Umm no, they’re not tired. I think their batteries died.

Posted on May 18, 2016 at 03:30 pm in Anatomy Comments

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